How could I have been so blind all these while? Just realized that blogging is a great fantastic wonderful way to keep up with friends while jotting down your own memories! Nowadays, dropping by my friends’ blogs is a thing I like to do especially when I start feeling really lonely missing them and wondering what roads have they taken down the path. I can keep up with my friends (although it’ll be a BIG challenge after not catching up for so long) and still spend time with my sweetheart.
Guess what? I had a super (hold on! Gimme a minute to find it on Google. . . Hah!) supercalifragelisticexpialadocious time! Thank you darlings Andy, Vincent and Hadi! Who would have thought this up-tight, strict, so-called proper lady would go berserk and by a strange turn take charge on Christmas Day terrorism. Let me fill you in.
It all started at 7pm 25th December 2008. Andy’s phone rang, it was Vincent planning on celebrating Christmas at a hot place. “Wanna come along? It’ll be fun!”. Hmm, sure, tell that to my parents. Haha. That’s what I thought at first before I leap from joy when my mum casually agreed to let me be out till 1pm plus! Two words: Bollocks! Miracle. On the way from Shah Alam to Subang Parade for a feast of Japanese at Sakae Sushi, we bumped into Adrian and Seh Ming. Soon did Andy recognise them from their ‘uniquely’ placed headlights. Head count: 6 time-bombs on the way to Hartamas/Bangsar.
Had a blast at Sakae Sushi. Wonderful food, checked. Brilliant atmosphere, checked. Amazing company, checked. Disappointingly slow service, checked also-lah. Poor place with miniscule workforce. We splurged all out; salmon sashimi, unagi kabayaki, cold savoury soba and many plates of lovely sushi.




The salmon was absolutely surprising! It was so fresh that it tasted milky, refreshing and firm. Andy was no doubt in love with it (can’t keep his hands away from molesting the mouse to place more orders). So off we go to meet Vincent and Hadi at the Mentari parking lot. Jeng jeng jeng~
Car-pooled to the place and after a few times navigating through the popular (high-crime zone - foreseeable WAR ) streets, Andy decides to equip the Christmas Day platoon with 3 petite cans of foam snow spray. “Don’t let them see it! Keep your weapons low, guys. We don’t want to attract any unwanted attention”. “YET!” I was thinking mischievously. Vincent and Hadi: “So, these are for defense purpose-lah?”. Let’s think of it like paint-ball. Must give take and give-mah!
Unbelievably found a parking spot at a street next to the battlefieldroad. Everyone anxiously looked at the digital clock on the dashboard which says 11.45pm. “Only 10 minutes more wei. Better stay inside first”. I personally have never seen a community of Indians this large before here. They were filling the lanes everywhere. Many were selling the hazardous cans while one was umm…selling flowers. Yes, you said it. W-e-i-r-d.
11.55pm. “Ok guys, start shaking!” and the car moves. The soldiers have bewen told to wind down the window JUST a little bit, enough to allow the foam out. Ding ding ding~ First round. ‘Hey, look!’ never sounded so generic. Fingers were pointing practically anywhere anyone with a workable can was standing. This is it, I thought. About to reach the end, hell breaks lose. Pssssssssssshhhhhht…. Left side of the windscreen is covered in snow. Adrenaline filled me to the very end of my feet. Anything goes: I opened the window slightly and squeezed the shit outta my can. Bbbz, the window goes up again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahah!
Pity you, dude. He was half covered in snow spray which according to Vincent smells like an old cellar when dries. DAMN. It was f*cking fun! Andy was disappointed in his 2 other mates who missed out the targets as they were in full kaku mode. “What’s the matter with you man??” Vincent and Hadi didn’t see it coming. “One more round! One more round!”. I don’t go this mad much so when I do, you better join in! Here we go again…
Ding ding ding~ Round two. End of the road and as expected the poor dude sprayed the car again. I rolled down the window, unfortunately a wee bit too much this time. Yes, you’ve guessed it. Bloody hell! I’m sorry man, guys. He pointed the nozzle right into the car and squeezed. Might as well call me a pavlova now ’cause I’m white all the way from top to chest. Wriggled like a caterpillar bathed in aerosol I did, while cursing. I did pull the window switch but it didn’t seem to move. Shit, the car. Andy was shaking his head sadly. I know the guys at the back defended the tank too. Wonder what happened back there. “No more, that’s it” Andy snapped.
Called Adrian and Seh Ming he did. These guys pulak, macam jadi pakar sesat jalan only today. From Section 9 to CenterPoint instead of Hartamas. Sweat.. Everyone was talking bout the incident earlier and bombarding me with the hows. Sorry-lah. Then Hadi revealed something (I wanna put some extremely vulgar words here) funny: in his shy-shy soft tone, “I actually sprayed them that time but…I didn’t wind down the window so it kinda went onto the screen. Eh, it went inside my mouth also ok..”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA……..
I seriously have not laugh this hard for a very, very, VERY long time. The same goes for the guys as they became rapid-moving accordions that produces laughter, not music. Joke of the decade. High fives people! Great entertainers they are. Got the cars together after a million calls and we started attacking them with the remaining white fart gas. Oh well, NBTD then. Dangerously manouvering the roads while aiming the little but loaded bazookas. All the way to Alif restaurant at Mentari business park. Took supper, chatted the night away then left gloriously at 1.40am.
This is one really, really great night that I’ll never forget. No other Christmas celebration can ever erase this from my memory courtesy of Andy, Vincent, Hadi and not forgetting the MIA but vital stuntmen Adrian and Seh Ming. My most unforgettable experience of the year.